Secret #9

I tried out for Radio Disney when I was about nine-years-old. I got one callback.

Secret #8

I sometimes wish that I could be a burlesque dancer. You know, if I had the body and the money for all the bitchin' outfits.

~C.M. xx

Secret #7

I wear my glasses to bed sometimes whenever my imagination runs wild and I freak myself out.

~C.M. xx

Secret #6

There was a secret number five, but I deleted it because I had twisted it out of a bitter and sad demeanor. Carry on.

~C.M. xx

Secret #4

I've wanted to pursue a career in comedy since I was very young, but have never thought I was funny enough to make it far. Careers in comedy I've dreamed of having include stand-up comedienne and SNL cast member.

~C.M.

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Secret #3

I've been deflecting pain with humor since the 5th grade.

~C.M.

Secret #2

I like the smell of a blown-out candle because it reminds me of birthdays.

~C.M.

Secret #1

When I type a blog post... I think about what I'm writing in a British accent.

~C.M.